Summer Memories - Graduation

Some of you will at least remember that it was graduation not too long ago and perhaps be able to recognize your cute little faces being displayed on the following collection of snaps. I actually had these for a while now but due to a certain disagreement between my and Lulu's monitor screen, (I initially edited/processed the photos on the Emperor's Sony Vaio) the photos came out darker on mine than it did on his. (Hmmm? Whats this? Why am I more tanned than usual? Damn worthless sunblock) And thus being the particularly anal person i am about everything I thought I'd transfer and re-do it on mine instead. (Rendering estimation time: 99,452,675 years in comparison) The difference is probably negligible but it helps me sleep more soundly at night so i don't have to wake up screaming, 'NOOOOOO! THE PHOTOS ARE DARK!!!!!'. On that note, do enjoy.


So like, this is the hall you finally get to enter into after 3 years of slavery...

and then be witness to some sort of ritual ceremony where a man in robes lifts his hat off to two people with a sword and a mace in their hands, probably in hopes they that he wont be beheaded. Or maybe its just a routine check to ensure everyone that HE IS BALDING. *run for your lives... it could be infectious.


Meanwhile, there's a media company present which decides, "Damn it. Theres a lot of money to be made from these cash cow students. Especially the international ones. Lets have everything on tape and charge them a liver for it!".


This seems to me like a gathering of Jedi in a temple. The only difference is, none of them are carrying any light sabers and a majority of them probably look as old as master Yoda.


And the cheeky first class student went, "Wheres that bastard photographer? Is he taking my shots or lazying around taking snaps of random women?" (Well i was actually. The woman beside Eugene that is.)


Behold. The device that captures your image on stage as you walk to shake hands with the man in the golden laced black robe. WTF??? ITS A NIKON???? *destroys building


And here lies a pile of certs with the words inside: "Free soft drink and desert with every chicken meal purchased at Nando's. Compliments of Elvin and Ling Ling"


"Today we celebrate at Nandos..." said the Chancellor


And thus we give our round of applause for those on stage. "Wooooooo. COME ON!. SHEVAAA!"


(Refer below) Tip: Start brushing your teeth regularly a week before graduation and polish them with Brasso afterwards. That way you'll have shiny white teeth like these two instead of white hair like the man in the background.


Today the florist goes, "I'm in the monayyyyyyyyyy... I'm in the MONAYYYYYY"


Note: After 3 years of studying, you earn the right to jump like this (refer below) in front of the city hall. Don't worry about those people staring at you at the back. They're just jealous cause they can't jump.


Another opportunity to display your Brasso-ed teeth. Notice how that guy in the far left (refer below) stands out a lil? Tip: When the photographer positions you the furthest from the camera view, smile the widest.



WAHHH. Too bright. Is that Darlie or Colgate?


See that stupid guy using Lulu's cloak to block himself from the sun? Wtf is he doing? Is he retarded? Tip: Stay away from stupid people. Stupidity is infectious.


I'm not sure what these girls are trying to say with that mouth gesture but it should be something along the lines of "Mooooooo" or something like that. The science department is still trying to figure that out.


Tragedy no 1: It so happens that on that day, all the girls injured their right leg and thus couldn't use it to support themselves, thereby lifting it off the ground in display of agony. (I know. It looks like they're smiling but because the photo is so small you can't actually see the tears that are coming out of their eyes)


Said the orange flower: I'm the largest!
Said the purple flower: I'm the tallest! (When put in this position)
Said the red flower: O yeah? Well screw the both of you. I'm probably the most expensive.


Not sure why the lady is holding her cheeks but I'm sure its some sort of preventive measure or something. Maybe from going *PUFF!



Again, while I'm sure this has been said many times already into complete exhaustion of use, Congratulations!

*Photos can be obtained from yours truly, after i do a final tweak adjustment on those damned turn-out-dark shots. Toodles!