Thursday 27 August 2009

TENA: for Men

After centuries of pursuit for femininity, male earthlings has come out with a new product!!

(OMFG!!)
Male A: This is wonderful!! I now no longer struggle to find a toilet during the cold weather!!

Male B: My girlfriend got this for me when she realized that I let out (censored) more than her... and I love it!! I no longer need to feel embarrassed when I walk with her and (censored) under my pants

Male C: I was born a female but decided to have transexual surgery due to my identity issue and sexual orientation. I, however, still keep my uterus and therefore, this product answers to my need. I am so glad it's out in the market now.

Male D: This product is just a sarcasm directed towards mo...*sob*moo.....
*sob*.... moody men like me *cries out loud* LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

Fun facts:
The mere existence of this product can already be categorized as fun facts!!

Link of the blog:
http://www.tenaformen.co.uk/index.html

Interactive session:
If you are a male: Would you use this? Why?
If you are a female: Would you buy this for your spouse/boyfriend/affair/whoever?
Leave your answer in the comment session below :)

Saturday 22 August 2009

Newcastle

Let's talk about Newcastle, the lovely ci... I mean kampong which accommodated our contributors for at least a year.


Ahh... Millenium Bridge... Most sightful place in Newcastle. You can't cross it after 2 a.m.


Here are somethings about that might trigger bittersweet memories about Newcastle:

- "Howay man!!" "Where ye gan tonight?" "Av ye gan neet oot lyk!!?" "Aye, was it mint lyk?" "Nee botha" Geordie accent... note that no matter how un-English does it sound, it is still officially part of English.

- If it is possible to make an accurate forecast on the weather, it might sound like this: "Cloudy with 40% chance of rain which might occur at 08.31 for 3 seconds, then drizzles for about 5 minutes, you'll get 25 minutes of sunshine and then dark clouds. Heavy rain at 10.51 for 3 minutes followed by intense sunshine, and cloudy again. Another rain at 12.21 for 4 minutes 39 seconds and then drizzles with sleets every 14 minutes 22 seconds interval until night fall. Clear sky throughout the night. Humidity varies throughout the day as well as temperature, therefore, it is pointless to give the forecast for the temperature and humidity. Also, watch out for strong gusts which might occur randomly during the day."

- "Omg! I am hungry! It's 2 a.m. in the morning and I've got my final paper tomorrow and I haven't finish my review! I can't concentrate with empty stomach, what should I do!!?" "It's okay, there's always McD. Let's go there" ................................. "It's F*****NG CLOSED!! OMFG!! It's not 24 hours!!"

- Random drunken singing, shouting and yells... which can be hear from about 9 p.m. till 5 a.m.

- Influx of people going INTO St. James stadium with black and white striped Jerseys with happy faces =D

- Influx of people going OUT of St. James stadium with black and white striped Jerseys with really angry facial expression >=( and shouts

- Traditional (Red-skinned) Indian ambient music performance on High Street every single Saturday only to be ruined by massive amount of shoppers moving about the same area

- Ghost stories. There are so many in Newcastle that it is as if every inch of the city is haunted!!

- Last but not least, we tend to look forward for Thursday instead of weekend because shops closes 2 hours later than usual.... (P/S: Shops in Southeast Asia a closes about 2-3 hours later than this and we took it for granted before we came here =.='')

Fun facts:
On the best of my knowledge, there are at least 9 different places called Newcastle in UK alone. There are also at least 2 others in Australia, 5 more in Canada, 3 in the Republic of Ireland, and 19 more in U.S.!!!

Link of the blog:
http://www.visitnewcastlegateshead.com/

Interactive session:
What is your most memorable experience in Newcastle? Just leave it in the comment section below :)

Tuesday 18 August 2009

Photoworks: ChooseAudio

O HAI. DIS IZ ELMO. KING NAT HEER TODAI. SO ELMO TALK. HMMM... ELMO NOTING TO SAY. SO PLZ TO ENJOI PHOTO. OK? KTHXBAI!

Shean

Andy

Tom


Monday 17 August 2009

So to speak...


Hello Monday and pimples :)

The EPL (English Premier League) is back!! And oh ya, glory glory Man.Utd (Man.Utd 1-0 Birmingham) *kiss my lucky jersey ^______^

Image courtesyof Man.Utd.com

Facts time ....
The word “gymnasium” comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means “to exercise naked.” Owh and I find it funny whenever the kids ask their parents where do babies come from! And the parents would actually answer it this way.. When mommy and daddy really love each other (hahaha) yada yada yada.Do you know that in an average day, a four year old child will ask 437 questions!

The greatest recorded number of children one mother had was 69 children.
You do the math!

Oh I have a new dream..hahaha Speaking of random :P. That is going to Bora-bora island.Someday- someday.Probably wit a life-partner heh :). Its okay if i dont get to shop but i get to see towering peaks of sheer black rock dominating the center of the island and make an impressive backdrop to an assortment of blue waters that will dazzle my eyes and probably dude(s) with 6-pacs *oh-wait, i plan to go with my life-time partner* hahaha..I get so excited to see any travel websites. And I get creative with my imagination. hahaha apakan.
But yeh, thats the new dream. Going to Bora-bora that is.

On the other note...When do we appreciate things the most? Sadly, most of us at one time or another tend to appreciate it only after it is gone or we can't have it anymore! People sadly get taken for granted every day.
When someone or something is gone, we tend to only remember the good parts and forget the bad. Its like, we only truly realised how much that person or situation meant to us after the fact!
Cherish those around you .Oh and i found something interesting (below).Quite the pow-der-ful


What happened to Grey's Anatomy?
"Pick me, choose me, love me."
Tomorrow will be another day so lets eat more junk :P
Au Revoir~

Tuesday 11 August 2009

Summer Memories - The Graduation of 78 Heaton Road

On this day, I hereby declare the Graduation of 78 Heaton Road Residents Official.

The House of 78 Heaton Road

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Resident 1: Lulu Chia


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Resident 2: Eugene Lim

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Resident 3: Kitty Lee


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Resident 4: Ah Mui

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Congratulations Graduates.



You can probably figure how I miss all of you already. *sniff sniff